Saturday, December 03, 2005

What’s in a name Part Deux

1.The cat lady came to visit, so I wore my fluffiest, most caring and respectable jumper.
We got approved, but we had to jump through loops first.
I knew I had her when I said that I’d rather give my child away than my cat. I do think she understood it was a joke. I don’t have a child.
J surpassed me in the nodding, agreeing and smiling stakes, though; but then he usually does. It’s a gift he has:‘You know how when you want to get cash out of a machine, you need to press the right buttons? well I kind of see it a little bit like that with some people. It’s not really lying, because I’m genuinely quite nice underneath’, he said after she left.

2. Later on we made a tentative list of possible names for our future feline; so J stood by our bookshelves and called out: Seamus, Francis, Flan –I’m not calling my cat after a type of dessert - Plato Plato? No way, that’s so pretentious, I exclaim. Oh yeah, how is that less pretentious than Francis? And you said yes to Francis. No, Plato is more pretentious.
Later still we are browsing the list of Nobel Prize winners, because this is where socially ambitious parents get names from if they want to give their offspring a head start. Victor, Ernest, Edouard, Hakan. J rather likes Hakan….up a fur ball, he chuckles.

I’m afraid he’s not taking this matter very seriously.

Oh, and, that's me.

7 comments:

David said...

How about Uranus?

gregor said...

rather floofy looking header on ye olde blog these days... what brought that on???
the cats around here are named:
Tiger the Cat (aka Tiggy, Wigger and Krazy Kat)
Miss Orange (aka Fatty, "O")
GameCube (aka Cuber, Cube, Cutey Boy)
Cats names evolve...

Unknown said...

its hard to find names for cats..believe me I know. I got seven of the lil buggers, all but one are rescued feral kittens. I now have a female named...Leroy..yes I know thats a male name but we thought he/she was male at the time..

Kiera said...

I like:

Enid.
Sparkle.
Porkchop.
Doris.

I also wouldn`t object if you wished to name it Kiera after me.

Kiera said...

Other names I like but forgot to include are:

Gad.
Finn.
Humphrey.

mc said...

Greavsie- don't be rude.

Gregor- floofy? Are you calling mm floofy?
What does it mean?

Dusty & Kiera- Leroy is a good name. Humphrey isn't bad, but lacks dignity. Sparkle is just naff.
Our heart is set on Francis, though.

gregor said...

floofy... a term coined by a friend of mine to describe something that borders on, but not quite, artsy-fartsy... Also pilphered by the Sienfeld TV show to describe the infamous "floofy shirt", ie: a ballroom dancing shirt with ruffles down the front and billowy sleeves. All in good fun, I assure you!