I’m here, under the tarpaulin

1. Blogpeople, I had a quasi-autistic weekend – ask my Special Lady Friend, she witnessed some of it, pobrecita. All I did was to sit on the sofa and stare straight ahead. At my book, mostly.
2. Today was bleak; it’s officially the last day of winter, I should be poised to step out of my wintery layers, like a butterfly out of its chrysalis! But I’m not; are you? It’s too goddamn cold. And bleak, did I mention bleak?
3. Also I believe I’m over informed. Perhaps I should stop listening to news reports in the morning; sometimes I have to sit down on the edge of the bath and cry some, you know. That can’t be a good way to start the day.
4. Therefore, This my new news source. Fakegaynews.com. Because real gay news is too damn depressing.

Christian Meteorologists Declare War on Rainbows
At a press conference following a White House luncheon with President Bush, lead scientist Bret Banger told reporters that his organization, Climatologists For Christ, had declared open season on the multi-colored spectrums of light as part of their commitment to eradicating “the homosexual lifestyle and all weather patterns that reflect it.”