The Chelsea flower show is for amateurs
Blogfolks, my emotional world being a rollercoaster, what do I have left but to retreat to the haven that is the Garden At the House of Y? Let me take you for a guided tour.
Careful as you step down; aaaah, here's our Chlamydia. This picture clearly doesn't do justice to its blossoms.
A little further on, let me introduce you to Laurel and Hardy, rose bushes; one is short and fat, the other, etc. Latin name : catus pissus, because it's where the cat, etc.
Of our Our neighbour on the left I can say very little, except that she often laughs, alone in her kitchen, late at night.A little like in a gothic novel, if it were not spoilt by the color and the size of her pyjama bottoms out to dry in the garden. (baby pink, 28).
On the other hand, we are well acquainted with the Neighbour on the right;, Elisa..Mostly, I am, because J cowers. I shall never even dream of reaching Eliza's gardening standards, and she knows it, and despises me for it. Eliza hailed from Naples three decades ago, and proudly displays her banner over my humble plot of land as a clear sign of domination. Sometimes, when her pants are dry, we get to see the sun.
Eliza's minion, Sid – he's probably not really called Sid, it's only what we call him because he's vicious. Sid wants us all dead, starting with our very own PanchoCat. It's just envy, really.
Blogfoks, this is all for today, because I'm either hungry or depressed; sometimes I can't tell the difference. Be well!
4 comments:
Hi found you on DD's blog. Loved your post, we used to have neighbors with full washing lines too. Twow ashing lines, fileld with very few clothing. Scary. They spent a lot of time shouting at each other. Don't know where they found the energy... They must have been exhausted just by doing their washing.P.S. Sis (or his twin) hangs out in our garden too!
My appologies for the millions of typos, it appears I have someone elses' fingers on my hands today (either that or I didn't proof read before posting the comment)Hope you havent gone blind from eye strain...
Your Chlamydia? I think you meant your Clematis...unless you obtained that plant at a club while in a compromising position and are now suffering a discharge. Either way, there is a pill for that.
dj kirkby - thank you.
Haven't seen Sid for a few days now, must be at yours.
EGL : I know...............
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