Unlikely people I’ve dreamt I was having sex with
A colleague. (Unlikely, because she’s blonde.)
My High school philosophy teacher, in full skiing gear.
My ex boss – in the dream she had tattooed wings on her back and was riding a motorbike. As far from reality as could be.
My stepfather. Quadruple eek.

(Not to be confused with people I dream of having sex with.)

People I’m surprised I haven’t dreamt I was having sex with
Any of my friends – but it’s a relief.
My shrink – he’s quite cute really.