>The Superbutch chronicles, Part deux - G’wan have a Guess

The first date

1.What did we have for dinner?
a. foie gras on toasted rye bread, a green salad and a Gewurtz 2000, followed by a home made raspberry pavlova.
b. Steak and chips with a full-bodied red wine.
c. Tesco’s Best value pasta with Tesco’s Best value tomato sauce.

2. What was playing in the background?
a. Rachmaninov’s Piano Concerto No.3 In D Minor
b. Timeless Kiss: The Best Romantic Piano Music
c. The Very Best of Céline Dion

3. During dinner, we:
a. talked about the Nikkei index
b. had a light hearted chat full of delicious flirting
c. watched telly

4. After dinner:
a. we retired to her boudoir and shut the door on the world
b. we did the dishes in close complicity
c. she went out to smoke a fag.

5. I felt:
a. wooed
b. Intrigued
c. Like I was watching an experiment.

6. at night:
a. we laid in a perfect embrace
b. snored in unison
c. her dog crept under the duvet and fell asleep on my leg.

7. In the morning:
a. it was all hot coffee, hot croissants and a beautiful sunset on Sarf Lunun.*
b. she went out for a fag
c. it was cold, so she had a fag in bed.

Oh, there’s more, you know.
[*:for the ‘mericans and other foreigners: that’s South London with the local accent.Try it.]

Thank you for stopping by and playing with me, people of blogland. Aren’t relationships fun?
No I’m off to bed with a whiskey book and extra blanket because I’m all wiped out and Lunun has decided to go freezing on us.