Wednesday, July 19, 2006

!Gente del pueblo de Bloglandia!

Today I would like to offer my 'Lose 2 kilos in two days' diet.

1. Book yourself a flight to Granada. On a Sunday night.
2. get sick with nervousness before flying just to ensure your trip preparation acts as a mild laxative.
3. Do not pack any food.
4. When you land, check that, as you thought, there isn't a single food shop open. Anywhere. Crash until the morning.
5. Stay in an empty flat with two Germans who won't talk to you or offer you any food. Why would they?
6. In the morning, wake up late and rush to your first class. Without breakfast.
7. Make sure you have signed up for the intensive course, meaning you'll be studying Cortazar until 2pm. At which time foodstores have closed.
8. resign yourself to the fact that a temperature of 41 degrees is too much to even entertain notions of food. Go and have a nap.
9. At 5pm, weak yet resolute, venture out in search of a supermercado. Bingo!

Damn, people, it's hot. This morning the temperature dropped down to 36 degrees. It felt almost cool in comparison.

Sweatily yours,
y

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