The Pink Badge of Gayness

1.People of blogland, something disturbing is happening – Abi wants to take away our gay badges for not staying out on Pride night!

2.After all there were thousands millions of gay homosexuals revelling around Soho square that night, clad in gay rags/gold leather hotpants/matching suede lederhosen, and we could have been two of them for a little bit longer!
I can tell you what happened, blogfolks, it was the gold leather hotpants, I just had to take my special lady friend home.

3.Therefore Abi wants to remove our pink badges of gayness from us.
What she doesn’t know is that we went home to do further gay things, which also involved lederhosen.

4. What did other people do?
look after a drugged up ex. (Perilous behaviour factor: 2/5)
kissed an ex. (Perilous behaviour factor : 9/5)
proceed to have a fight with an ex.(predictable behaviour factor: 12/5)
received the obligatory apologetic 2am phone call from said ex. (pathetic behaviour factor: 5/5)
got dumped. On Pride night. (duh factor: 22/5)


5. Perhaps Pink badges of courage shouldn’t come with compulsory drunkenness.

6. We don’t care. We’re way gay.