Friday, October 29, 2004

I like compote, or Porque lo valgo
I don’t know what it is, besides the obvious explanation of non-simultaneous chocolate cake and fruitful masturbation, but I’m all upbeat today. As if I were high on something. Life. The realisation that I like myself, and that I'm worth more than the bad taste left behind from a unrealistic relationship.
Maybe it’s the Glorious End of The Infinite Sadness.
Yay!


This morning’s pre-breakfast reflecting went as such:
a. Why, in moments of anger, am I capable of picking something up and throw it at the wall, but always pick up the fifty pence eggcup from New Cross cheap-ass market? Why always something cheap that doesn’t matter? Isn’t anger meant to overlook thrift and carefulness?
b. Should I, like my lovely and very controlled, ass-kicking martial artist friend S, pick up Kendo? From his description, I understand it goes like this:
1.Put on Dark Vader mask and padding.
2.Pick up big stick.
3.Step forward.
4.Hit opponent on any of the following body parts: head, wrists, chest, and throat.
5.When beating opponent to a pulp, shout out the name of said body parts. Head! (whack) Face! (whack)! Just to make sure opponent knows exactly which bit it is that’s hurting like a bastard.
6.Now, your turn to get whacked into Dark Vader compote.
7.And relax.
Pricier than eggcups, but oh so much more cathartic.


*cough*
And finally, a big thank you to the lovely people who have put up with me for the past two months and reminding me that I'm worth it. I had forgotten - temporarily.



9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Masturbation. No matter how much you hate yourself, you still gotta give yourself brownie points for being able to make yourself orgasm. Masturbation followed by home made chocolate cake: heaven. Eating chocolate cake in bed without someone else scolding you for being a piggy and leaving crumbs - and masturbating without worrying about freaking your partner out at your extraordinary sex drive: priceless - and a gold nugget of a reason to stay single. Forever.

I'm rambling. I know. But just thoughts...

ho hum...

xx lemonpillows xx

(and thanks for the scream)

mc said...

Hey, lemonpillows, we're gonna have to get working on that 'hate yourself' business! It just won't do, girl.

Anonymous said...

Utter, utter Yay to this post, Ysengrin. I'm beaming at your screen, here. Brava.

Vanessa

mc said...

Thank you, Vanessa.
Today is the second day I woke up saying to the cat: Chavo, what the fuck was I thinking?
Hope the mood sticks around for a while.

Cyberesque said...

Yes, that pretty much Kendo in a nutshell - you just forgot the skipping :)

mc said...

Hey, he never told me about the skipping. You have to skip? I need to find out ore about the skipping.

Cyberesque said...
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Cyberesque said...

Ah well... he's hardly going to admit to skipping across a gym floor (suri-ashi) whilst holding his Shinai aloft, now is he? :P

mc said...

He mainly focused on the systematic yet violent bashing of his opponent's face. No bragging about the skipping, shinai or no shinai.
Men.