I'll go, if only for the L word action figure

NEW YORK CITY, NY - In an attempt to generate revenue for the struggling New York non-profit organizations, the Lesbian Herstory Archives and Gay Men’s Health Crisis today announced that they have joined forces to open a fast food chain in select cities across the nation.
Natalie Barney’s Beanery© will serve “convenience food with a conscience” and attempt to educate diners about gay and lesbian culture and history in the process.

Breakfast and lunch menu selections include:
• Francis Bacon and Egg combo
• Pancakes with Robert Mapplethorpe syrup
• The Leslie Feinburger
• Vegetarian Phrancfurters
• All-Beef Jumbo Barney Frankfurters
• The Harvey Milk-shake
• Sugar cookies with Annie Sprinkles

The Beanery will offer a special Empowerment Meal for kids, which includes hormone-free milk, a junior Feinburger, and an L Word action figure.

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