I don’t read News Of the World

Further ammunition for Britain’s gutter press and its ongoing exploitative double-pornography strategy – people out there have no morals – it’s our duty to show you faithful readers just how disgusting they all are, and here’s pictures to prove it.

Bristol University student Rosie Harmen is an 18-year-old lesbian virgin. Last week, faced with a desperate financial crisis she decided to sell her virginity on the Internet. A website been created so that the bidding may continue.

"I've never had a sexual experience with a man so I have no idea what it would be like" she says, beguilingly.

Rosie’s financial desperation, which affects many other students, and slackers, is the result of the excessive tuition fees that she is forced to pay. Although she has a job as a waitress the money she earns (legitimately) is insufficient especially as her university recommends limits to the number of hours students spend in paid employment.

If the auction succeeds, Rosie can continue her university career, hoping one day to become a sex therapist or councillor.

"I want a man who is going to make me change my mind" Excuse us?

Rosie’s auction highlights the financial problems that face today’s students. Tuition fees and high living costs (exacerbated by the state of the property market and greedy fat-cat tossers) combine to force students into massive debts unless their parents are willing or able to cough up large amounts of money throughout the duration of their studies. Drop out rates are also high showing that many are forced to make the ultimate educational sacrifice.

"She does have nice norks" - Jess


But, but…. presumably if she is a lesbian she should be looking for a woman? Last time I looked, that was who lesbians slept with.