Let me count the times
Sometimes things just blurt out, I can’t seem to help it – or want to:
- This morning in my meeting I was daydreaming about having a threesome with you and another woman. It’s not a question, or a proposal, just saying how I spend my working hours, you know. Daydreaming.
- Nothing wrong with threesomes.. she replies, cryptic.
It’s not a proposal. Honest.
I smile.
- Four is problematic, though, she adds. Even numbers never work, people pair off..
- Four??? What do you mean, four?? I gasp.
- Yes, four. What?
- You harlot!!
- Yes; anyway, it never works. 5 is.. different. But I’m not a harlot!
- That ain’t right.. oh no.
- What ain’t right? That I’ve slept with more than 3 people at the same time? It wasn’t a regular thing!! Only done it once or twice or something..
- No, what ain’t right is that I haven’t. Anyway, doesn’t that qualify as an orgy?
- I don’t know what the qualifying number is for an orgy, but if you think 5 is then it more than that probably is.
- I like to put my labels on things. So, shall we take this one there home then?
- I think she’s straight, you know.
- Pah. Straight girls are like noodles anyway: straight until you get them wet.
- True.
Just a fantasy, of course. We’re not harlots, you know.
Michel Simon dans un musée du sexe ?
4 years ago
4 comments:
After reading this, I can`t wait to go on holiday! ;0)
I'm not commenting until I se what Greavsie says about this.
OK, that tears it. I have GOT to leave this damn country. You Europeans have so much more fun, apparently.
Shitty Death, there's a Harlot in every meeting it seems.
I like my orgies to follow the Collins English Dictionary description, which doesn't mention numbers or persuasions just 'a wild gathering marked by promiscuous sexual activity, excessive drinking etc.'
The trouble is that's all it's ever been in my experience, a dictionary entry.
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