Wimblewhat? Or Theory #567: lesbians and sports

So, do you like tennis? she asks.
No, I say. Most spectator sports bore the shit out of me. Wait, that’s not quite correct. All spectator sports bore the shit out of me.
Have you ever played tennis?
Yes; too much running and grunting. Not ladylike. Being a creature of airy grace, I much prefer badminton.
Oh. I played tennis for years. Yes it is a game of running but I don’t recall ever grunting. I have a disturbing memory of playing badminton with my family as a young girl. My dad fell over trying to get the shuttlecock and in the tumble one of his balls squidged out of his shorts. I have been traumatised ever since and can no longer play or watch the sport.
Oh, the trauma!!
Yes. I think this is why I’m a dyke.

I think there should be a warning on the shuttlecocks tube thing. ‘Playing this game might result in childhood trauma.’ Or more to the point ‘ Warning: Playing this game when not wearing tight enough underpants might affect your daughter’s sexuality.’

I can’t decide if that means sports is bad or you or not.