1) People of Blogland, in three weeks’ time, I shall pack my flipflops and a pile of books and propel myself to A Greek Island in the company of Jacqui (hello Jacqui!). I’m so excited I could pee myself, but I won’t, because I’ m a lady. Our plans are to swim, eat melon and read books.
2) Strangely enough, at exactly the same time, my lover and a friend will be propelling themselves to The Exact Same Greek Island. So, not exactly together, not exactly apart. In different rooms, though. Therefore I wonder how much light there will be on the beach at night. I wonder if there are any tips for getting rid of sand that got into places it shouldn’t get. Again, I’m so excited I could pee myself.
3) It’s this time of year when one has to purchase a Swimming Costume. My lover can casually fit her cute arse into size 10 bikini bottoms and add ‘ I don’t wear tops anyway’. Some of us find the process a tad more traumatic. Some of us were considering this:
4) WholesomeWear is a modest line of clothing for ‘wherever’. Swimwear that ‘highlights the face, rather than the body’ includes a garment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye to the face. The loose fitting outer garment limits cling and adds modesty and style.
5) Now doesn’t that sound good. Oh, look, I can choose between ‘skirted swimmwear’, ‘slimming swimwear’ and ‘culotte swimwear’, for the more active swimmer. Goody.
6) Alternatively, I could ignore mirrors for the weeks prior to my departure and reinvent myself as anything I like. Ask an antelope what animal it is ; ‘Me? I’m a butterfly! If one of them big stripey tiger things comes at me I’ll fly away’. Cos you see, there are no mirrors in the jungle.. I'm a butterfly.
7) That’s pretty much all I have to say for myself, because I’m hungry. Thanks for stopping by.
18 comments:
Hello backatya Y!
It`s just dawned on me that our holiday adventures may possibly/definitely (*delete as applicable) become reading material for your fans in Blogland.
Oh dear.
Jacqui (we've never met.. I hope you don't mind me being so familiar.) I'd go for definitely. Everything is blog material, so she's told me. My apologies y for using your site to speak to Jacqui. Oh and morning
xxxB
I'll just let you chat amongst yourselves, then, shall I..
But anyway. what B said. Everything is blog material, Lady J. The whole world will know about your shenanigans.
Are shenanigans really possible in culotte swimwear? I'm thinking not...
Look forward to meeting with you B.
And just for the record...i`ll be the one NOT wearing culotte swimwear. If `anyone` says differently in their blog, i`ll sue!
Sam - I caught a glimpse of my arse in the mirror this morning, and culotte swimwear it might well have to be.
I'll keep you posted on my own personal shenanigans, since Lady J is acting all demure.. she ain't fooling me anyway.
You need swimwear that you can pee in by the sounds of it.
For me, that's anything....
All this talk of ladies' swimwear, Ysengrin - you are so spoiling us !
Go naked.
...and bring back pictures!
At least wholesomewear would stop you getting sunburnt when your tshirt rides about your bikini bottoms when you're making sandcastles on the beach.
Although they should make them in lighter colours so you don't get so hot. Not white though - that would show too much nippleage.
*looks up*
did someone say nippleage?
People of blogland- Fuck swimwear, I'm going naked. No pictures. I'll take some of Jacqui, though.
If you swim naked in the sea, beware of inquisitive little fish - they have a much larger bite than you'd imagine and inerringly aim for the vulnerable bits. Perhaps not such an issue for the female of the species, but even so..
*wincing at the memories*
YOU BLOODY WELL WON`T!
Oh come on, Jacqui. Humor us, won't you? The clamoring masses yearn to see you in the all-together.
*snicker*
I`m sure! ;0)
Fishboy- Ouch. dit it leave a a scar? I'll make a note of that and report back to you.
Jacqui - popular consensus. The masses have spoken. I'm just sayin'.
Oh do stop! ;0)
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