Trivia

1. Blogfolks, I had to shave my forehead today.

Not in a cool Goth shaved head kind of way. No. I had accidentally dyed my forehead black. So I scrubbed and scrubbed, with soap and more soap and various products I found- I drew the line at bleach and toilet cleaner.
I should have known- the hair dye box said ‘Blackest Black’. None of that ‘Kinda Black’, or ‘Half assed Black’ rubbish.
No.
‘Blackest Black’.
If you find anything blacker, you’ll probably die. No pun intended.
I want to write to the manufacturers and suggest ‘Black, Goddamnit’ or‘Motherfucking Black’.
So anyway. Forehead. Horror. Desperation. I’ll never be able to leave this house again. Scrub scrub scrub.
My skin turned an interesting shade of grey, but eventually regained its Caucasian pallor, with added shine.
The little hairs, on the other hand, remained obstinately black. I didn’t even know I had hair on my forehead!
So I shaved them off.
There’s no punch line, I just wanted to share. I know there’s more important things going on in the world, leave me alone.

2. I’ve gone back to work; it’s the end of life as I know it. Fortunately, last night my Special Lady Friend came over and helped tip back the work /life scales. She’s taking me away next week end. Or is it me taking her? I’m not sure. I know it will involve the sea, good food and sleeping late.

3. I’ll leave you now because I have to bleach my moustache. Thank you for stopping by.