Sometimes, I bake
You know these brownies you gave me the other day ? asks Abi.
The special brownies, yes of course, I reply.
Mmmm. The Special Brownies. I didn’t realise just how special they were, she adds.
But I told you! I said: here are some Special Brownies. I did!
… so, on Monday I went home for lunch, and I wanted something sweet, you know? And I thought, perfect, chocolate brownies…
By this point I’m biting my fist trying not to laugh.
..right, so I took a bite, and thought, oh these taste a bit funny, maybe they’re off, but I won’t say anything, I don’t want to hurt Y’s feelings, and I drove back to work, and all of a sudden my hands were HUMONGOUS….
I nod, laugh and cry at the same time.
….I had to put my head down on my desk, and someone said ‘you look like you’ve smoked’ and then it clicked; and I had two meetings in the afternoon, and you know how hard it is to not giggle when you’re stoned?…
Tears of joy are running down my cheeks.
..so, when can I have some more?
Finally, my talents as a baker get the recognition they deserve.
Michel Simon dans un musée du sexe ?
4 years ago
7 comments:
That'll teach you not to leave the Special brownies out on the counter.... Or maybe it'll teach you to do it more often? I dunno. I've never eaten Special brownies (or Special anything else, for that matter). Don't they taste er...Special? Couldn't she tell they were Special?
It`s my birthday soon.
Do you bake cakes?
oh that is fabulous, do you do mail order?
oh thank you for my link, will link your ace site too :-)
Ah. So those are likely to be the kind of cookies with which the dark side lures the unwary...It all makes sense now. (Sort of..)
DO you export?
People, I don't make a habit of it/a business or anything. And that's because I' on the right side of the Law, me.
But I might make an exception for Kiera. It's her birthday soon, after all!
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