Uncomfortable
1. I swirled around the Petit Bateau shop, frowned at the price tags and left promptly. At the cross roads, an unknown woman in a mini skirt ran up to me – excuse me, she said, looking me up and down. Yes? Excuse me, she added, breathless. Yes? And then I realised she was the shop assistant, running after me. I’d left so promptly she thought I’d nicked something. Faced with my icy glare and raised eyebrow, she retreated. No, nothing. I waved off her crumb of apology and walked away like an offended queen. I don’t know what was stronger, the indignation, the shame of being suspected, or my total and utter inability to shoplift. Perhaps the thing that made me look shifty was the fact that……
2. …I walked around all day with a massive hole in my tights. In the crotch. And that’s the kind of uncomfortable situation that you cannot fix in public.
3. I have to go now. There is Spanish homework to be done.
Michel Simon dans un musée du sexe ?
4 years ago
4 comments:
Those are the kind of moments when I wish I had the ability of forming snappy and intelligently rude retorts. Ten minutes later I normally think of a perfect thing I should have said.
Er....what the fuck???
My mind's been turned to jelly by that creepy thing, now. I'll have nightmares.
You have very odd friends, Y....
That's no friend of mine, Anne. Just a garden variety spammer.
hole in the crotch of your tights? Yes defintely most uncomfortable and not an easy one to fix in public and does make you walk a little funny... it's been many years since I wore tights but i do remember the indignities pantyhose can put you thru
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