There is a new coffee machine in the House of Y

Yesterday, people of blogland, J got himself a new, state-of-the-art espresso maker thing, with shiny parts and foaming implements.

(I’m not sure I’ll get permission to use it.)

This afternoon, after much fussing, he made me a latte. I should say he designed, created, perfected a latte. I had to bow before I was allowed to drink it.
It’s a professional one, you know, he said smugly. Just like in real coffee shops.
Would you like my loyalty card? After ten cups, you get a slap.

I have a very harmonious home life.