Today’s Life Lesson
When frying potatoes in a shallow pan for lunch, it is not wise to attempt to stir said potatoes when in the nude, just because you’ve just had a shower and are trying to multitask.
Michel Simon dans un musée du sexe ?
4 years ago
11 comments:
I am wincing at the very thought.ye gods...
But, by all that's culinary, how I would wish for an invite to lunch...
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Already learn`t that lesson.
Hope it didn`t hurt too much.
oh thanks for imagery :-) yowser!
Yowch. I feel your pain - been there, done that, got the skin-grafts..
Hot flyin' grease on sensitive private parts? Hmm...
Pictures, perhaps???
I thought ladies were supposed to be the multitaskers.
This sounds like something I would do. Except, of course, that cooking was involved.
Aw, I don't know. I'd do that just to get the sweet kisses to fix up the burns ...
But then, I have the world's best nurse at home ...
get an apron...
i have discovered that a lot of girls really *like* a girl in an apron
(well, ok, i know 2 that like girls in aprons)
I can imagine the pain is the same as when an accident occurs when ironing in the buff. *sigh* If only I didn't have to have the ironing board up so high and if only my breasts were less droopy and a little perkier..
Gripes : my sens of hosipitalit is coupled with great respect for my guests. I cook fully clothed when in company.
Charlie and Kiera, fishboy : it asn't that bad, no scarring. I just squealed a lot and ran away.
Southern Bird: oh good. i'm delighted.
Sortof: oh I know....
Missfee: you're welcome...
Anne: no pictures. Perhaps next time.
Waterhot: so did I, that's why I tried.
C'lam: I have one of them apron things.. It used to belong to my grandma. I'll wear it next time.
Hers: lucky cow.
30-something: oh no. this is so wrong. Nonononono.
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