Lady of leisure

1. Mostly, I have been retrieving the cat down from the curtain rail at regular intervals. Pancho the 6 month old cat was spayed on Friday, and since then we are meant to curb her level of activity. But oh no; she’s never been so hyper, climbing up and jumping down like a monkey on crack.

2. On Sunday night, my SLF and I had a date; I took her to see Margaret Cho at her Majesty’s theatre. Before the performance we sat in the foyer detailing the audience: the Korean contingent; the young gay boys contingent; the gay boy with his mom; the lesbian contingent in their (surely?) clown outfits; the cast of Little Britain; the older gay man who disappeared into the toilet with the gay boy with his mom, but this time without his mom, are you following? Maybe that was his idea of a Mother’s day present; in any case, his jumper was surely his mom’s idea. The trendy lesbian contingent with the scornful expression. Us two. Then we filed into the theatre excitedly, and the show was good, and I do fancy Margaret Cho. She’s sharp, she’s beautiful, and she doesn’t shout too much.

3. Thank you for stopping by. Any ideas of what to cook for dinner tonight would be welcome.