Mandatepeter is funny, witty and a quick thinker.

Mandatepeter has green eyes.

Mandatepeter is a musician and knows how to tango.

Mandatepeter is visibly kind.

Mandatepeter asks me about my previous dates.

I tell Mandatepeter everything about Mandatejohn; he commiserates.

Mandatepeter lends me his phone to call my bank after my bag gets stolen from under my chair in the restaurant, and walks me to the tube station.

I don't find Mandatepeter sexy at all, and I sigh inside.

I am a terrible, terrible date.

We won't see each other again, then.