Thoughts as I'm pondering over possible candidates' cvs

Gü makes kick ass chocolate puds with raspberry compote at the bottom. Oh yes.

I think lesbian bed death should only mean that you shag so hard that the bed breaks.

Today I explained to my shrink what a blog was. His eyebrows totally left his forehead.

Rumour has it that it should snow on Wednesday. Yay! This country can' t cope with snow or leaves or ice or hot weather, so schools wil close down!