404 and Rioja as the path to oblivion
Google ‘miserable failure’ and look at the top result.
Alternatively, Google ‘weapons of mass destruction’ and click on ‘I’m feeling lucky’.

I know, these have been around for a while; anything to feel a bit better, really.
Besides a whole Cassoulet (that’s posh sausage and beans.) and half a bottle of wine for dinner.

Oh, and read this, too.