Today I spent an hour with a famous actor, but I didn't know that until he'd left; I'm not good at recognizing celebrities. So that explains his charisma, then.
Today's discovery was that you can get a molebeauty spot tattooed on for 50 quid at a salon near you. Tattooed lip liner, on the other hand, will set you back £250. So that's 300 quid to look like a tart, then.
Today's closest thing to joy took the form of a chocolate soufflé.

Next time, Internet, blogpeople, I will explain what life lessons you may reap from television series. Or not.