Wednesday, May 04, 2005

A bit of spy drama tonight

Let’s say, people of blogland, that a friend of yours has an email address.
Hypothetically.
Or, perhaps, a username on one of those chat boards stroke messaging places.
With, still purely hypothetically, a password reasonably, stupidly easy to figure out.
Let’s also say, still perfectly hypothetically, that this friend of yours, one day, realises that someone clearly has logged on as her.
Not once, not twice, but on a regular basis; and read her messages for at least the past two weeks.
That’s all purely hypothetical, of course.
Now, let’s say that this friend of yours, half freaked out, half high on an adrenaline rush, has four (hypothetical) suspects in mind.
All of whom are either/or 1) bored enough at work 2) curious enough by nature
3) possibly of a jealous disposition.

What do you think your purely hypothetical friend should do?

I’m going to slaughter the bastard.

10 comments:

PPQ said...

yeah get 'em!

Rip off their nuts and fry them in camel's piss.

mc said...

PPQ- my investigation is progressing. And when it has progressed - too fucking right. Do yu think the LOndon zoo will provide camel's piss?

Anonymous said...

For a moment, you had me there with "stroke messaging". My imagination was running riot. Then I understood your shorthand/longhand conversion. Doh.

Terrible story. Kill the fucker. Slowly.

Just out of interest, though : does this mean there is stuff on your "chat board stroke messaging" that's even more interesting than the things you post here ? The mind boggles.

David said...

The password shennigans happened to my eldest on MSN. Some twat assuming her idnetity and swearing at all her friends etc etc.

He didn't account for the revenge of Greavsie after the twat boasted about it did he?

You can't believe what crap he got signed up to.

Anonymous said...

You are holding back on us?! Out with the juicy messaging stuff! We must know EVERYTINK!

Anonymous said...

Greavsie, my daughter had the same with MSN, bloody thing.

Y, change passwords if you haven't already, go back on to the chatroom(s) and tell everyone what has happened.

Find out who did it and kill them. They are a very, very ex friend.

Breach of trust is a horrible thing.

max said...

It totally wasn't me. Not even a little bit.

mc said...

Waterhot- sorry to have disappointed you.. stroke messaging could easily go two ways, though. I like it that you take the optimistic option.

Greavsie - are you available for hire? Greavsie the Punisher..

Anne - I don't want this blog to turn into Sexconfessions.com..

Max- oh yeah. You are so on my list.

Anonymous said...

That is BAD.
Has the wannabe been sending out emails as you??
Definitely change your password!!!

On the up-side....we have a holiday booked!!!! YAY!

mc said...

Jacqui- I dont know, I think (s)he has just been reading my messages on good ole g'dar. Of course I have changed my password to something utterly unguessable. So unguessable I might not remember it myself.