People of Blogland, I have some serious questions.
1. Is there a cut off age for making out in cinemas, and if yes, what is it?
2. Have I been suddenly rewired? How else can I explain sudden explosions that happen whenever I put my hand under my lover’s tshirt?
3. Is it so wrong to whisper filth into someone’s ear as the opening credits for ‘Downfall’ appear on the screen and everyone else is bracing themselves for a harrowing war film?
4. In this B&B by the sea we’re eloping to at the end of the week, will the shower fit two people?
Such a hard life.
Michel Simon dans un musée du sexe ?
4 years ago
4 comments:
1. The cut-off age for making out in cinemas is inversely proportional to the combined fugliness of the out-makers.
2. Sorry, I don't feel qualified to answer that one.
3. It is never wrong to whisper filth into someone's ear, as long as you know the someone in question. In fact, sometimes it's not wrong even if you don't know them.
4. Traditionally, B&Bs by the sea only have a shower large enough for one and a half people, so one of you is going be condemned to mooning through the shower-curtain.
So jealous.
i'm trying to locate a good log-cabin type eloping-place. got any ideas? preferrably driving distance from christchurch. the nz one, not that one near brighton.
help would be very much appreciated.
oh, and i'm so jealous of you y.
*pokes tongue out*
Waterhot- oh , even sometimes when you do't know them? I'll remember that. I'll even write that one down.
Frogstar - ah, I'm not a NZ specialist.. or I would try and help.
Showers *always* fit two people. :)
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