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'Have you had your Ysengrin today?'
'Does the hard Ysengrin, so you don't have to.'
'Four out of five dentists recommend Ysengrin'
'Ysengrin: it does a body good.'
'Do you remember what Ysengrin tastes like?'
but my favourite has to be : 'There's more than one way to eat an Ysengrin'

Strangely, very strangely indeed, it did something for my ego.

'Ysengrin with the less fattening centres' did not, though.

It's a wonder I managed to pull myself away from that site.