Low levels of melatonin, then

A Pacs is France's answer to the decline of marriage — a legally binding partnership between couples of any sexual orientation. It may soon be here for the emotionally untethered. Our Correspondent finds it alarming.
Once again, The Times chooses to miss the point.

I have no other event to report. From the outside, my life is starting to look like the dullest blog in the world. From where I sit, it feels more like this mixed with this. It's all too common, I know. Often I find myself wondering which of my shoes are the heaviest, cos once you jump off the bridge you really don't want to come back up. Then I shake myself up and have a chocolate soufflé. I'm aware that none of those two things are very reasonable.