Short extract from a Tube conversation

It looks like the Office Junior Party, out of Croydon and on a bender on a Saturday night
Girls, long blond highlighted hair, manicured hands, impossibly high heels; Blokes on the seats opposite, matching outfits from Next.

Girl
-………..she’s engaged, you know.
Bloke
- what’s his name?
Girl
- Bob
Bloke
- Bob. What’s his surname?
Girl
- His real name’s Robert. But, you know, she’s got a 2.4 carat diamond on her finger!!


The train pulls into Leicester Square where bigger and tackier things await.