D is for diet

As part of his new year’s resolutions, I bought the cat some Reduced Fat Friskies.

· -20% fat for his health (because I can’t lift him with one hand anymore and he won’t fit into shoe boxes.)
· Chicken, turkey and vegetables flavour for his chronic bad breath. (Give him tuna and he’ll burn holes in the furniture.)

I was giggling to myself in the supermarket – after pretend milk, pretend food. Remind me to never have children that aren’t old enough to defend themselves.